Thursday, January 09, 2003

Sexual References in The Lion King

For two and a half years I've been running the fly-rail automation for the Los Angeles Production of the Lion King at the Pantages Theatre on Hollywood Blvd. We're in the middle of the 929th show right now and I realized I never posted the sexual references from the show. I've been meaning to do this for a long time now.

Simba: You're so weird.
Scar: You have no idea.

Scar: You'll be beating off buzards for your next bite.

Bonzai: That lousy Mufasa! I won't be able to sit for a week.

Scar: You won't get a sniff without me.

Hyenas: I need a fix of flesh.

Scar: I need a Queen.

Timone: Night after night... in search of the perfect spot.

Pumba: He's got all that youthfull energy, if you get my drift.

Timone: It's big, wet, and in a hurry.